Franz Joseph

Went to see a giant big icy large glacier that some weirdo has given a human name, "Franz Joseph", weird. Why not Gladis the Glacier or Ivan the Icy.


some poor bastard has been given the job of cutting steps into the side of the glacier, probably the worst job ever, bar cleaning the Paris sewers.


Lots of big holes to fall down,


And blue blue ice ice baby.


Tried again to tempt some modelling agencies with some outdoor adventure shots.


Climbing glaciers is dangerous,

unless of course you tilt your head 90º to the right......

thats better,

convinced Cailín to climb down a dark hole in a glacier.


Would you trust this face.


Sufficed to say she got stuck, still she looks very cheerful doesn't she.


Proof that we made it to the near top.


And down again, nice and safe.


oh yeah Cailín got out because the glacier is melting so she just swam out.

Wanaka

Went to visit a lake called Wanaka, go figure,


Cailín got very excited, I think too much sugar in her diet,

I've started giving her Ritalin,

I on the other hand handled the excitment with my usual understated class.


We built several magnificence towers of stone which towered over all other towers of stone, mainly because I went around kicking other towers to the ground with my mighty strength.


We tried to earn a little money by doing modeling shots of Cailín, several agencies are getting back to us.

Queensandposerstown

Went to Queens town,
Full of posers and arseholes,
So we joined them and went skiing.

Wasn't nervous at all.
Turns out I'm the best skierman in the world ever.

Basically I skied over all of these mountain,The mountain range is called "the Remarkables", in truth the only thing remarkable about them is how good I am at skiing.

All those who don't like me and are wondering why there are no photo's of Cailín, she vetoed all of them.

Christ!

Christchurch is where we headed next

Went for a cycle down this big mountain that they got there., probably called Christ's mountian.

Cheated by getting a cable car up there, this isn't a photo of us in the cable car, that would be ridiculous.
Lovely
On the way down found this imprint of a dog in the road. Lovely.
I hate small rat dogs.


In other news Cailín is a full mentalist.
Went to a "Battle of the Bands" was excellent, shouted much abuse.
Got a little grove on.

Cailín found her ideal "Ute" drink may have been involved.

Lovely.


some people should change their names before they put them on the side of buildings.


Cailín eventually finished the bike ride a little while later.

Picton the start of the south island

Got a ferry over to the south island, lovely.