Had my Birthday on the boat from Santerem to Manaus
Excellent
Celebrated with some friendly locals,
Turns out I'm a giant,
Boat got boarded four times in one hour,
They were lookin for drugs and shite,
Check out the sniffer dog, he humped the crap out of our bags,
Look at the friendly Navy,
this boat actually boarded us twice,
apparently boats need spoilers now.
Excellent
Celebrated with some friendly locals,Turns out I'm a giant,
Boat got boarded four times in one hour,
They were lookin for drugs and shite,
Check out the sniffer dog, he humped the crap out of our bags,
Look at the friendly Navy,this boat actually boarded us twice,apparently boats need spoilers now.
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Holy shit, that's easily the craziest birthday ever. There's no way anyone could top that. The locals you posed with were definitely out of some 80s tv series. The wise quiet gardner who can fight the good fight, the slick young guy who always carries a pocket knife and hangs with the wrong gangs and the girl that turns out to be the wisest of them all in a suspensful episode.... what am I on?
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